12.16.2008

Chuckles

Every year my grandparents give us a Christmas decoration as a gift. This year my grandma found these elf dolls that reminded her of some dolls she had way back when. Now, I love my grandparents. And I sincerely appreciate their generosity. However, our elf, Chuckles, is the spawn of Satan.





It started out okay. We figured he was a little mischievous. We found him harassing one of our ornaments, digging through our presents, and then hanging from one of Tom's hangers. Nothing seemed too horrible, until he attacked!






It took both Tom and I to get Chuckles off of Tom. He is a beast of an elf! We sent him to his room (or chair, whatever...) and we thought he had learned his lesson. We don't believe in violence, and so we hoped that our stern lecture would be enough.




It wasn't.








Chuckles has issues.

So we gave him a good ol' fashioned 1950's type spanking.






Needless to say, I don't think we'll have a problem with Chuckles again.

Relieved to have settled the matter. We left for church. We could hardly wait to come home.

(Neither could Chuckles.)

11 comments:

Heather said...

Lol! (That's all I can say because I'm laughing too hard right now.)

Elisha said...

Oh Robin, you are so special... and I love you for it!

Alexie said...

I am so glad we're friends.

Katie Goudie said...

HAHAHA! Oh my WORD. This blog, completely made my day. I seriously laughed so hard! I love you guys. :)

Melissa M said...

wow, I'm never going to look at an elf the same way!! this is sort of like a public service announcement. Thanks for the heads up.

Melissa said...

That was awesome. :)

Tandy Family said...

Okay seriously? And you think Chuckles has issues? Ha! Ha! That was freakin hilarious!!!!

Carly said...

I am just thankfull I got the snowman version!!! Very funny :)

Tiffany McLelland said...

Wow. I am glad that all our evil elf, Giggles, does is try to ride the hound dog. You guys always look like you have so much fun together. Glad you found each other!

Malesa said...

You guys are too funny! Thanks for the laugh.

k said...

Ahhhh! This is so scary! And yet I'm laughing...perhaps I also have some issues...